Pehle main bohot udaas tha. Meri item mujhe â€œhaaâ€ nahi kehti thi. Dus baar propose karne ke baad bhi usne inkaar kar dia. Fir meri zindagi mein aaye Claps N Slaps ke suggestionsâ€¦.aur meri toh zindagi hi badal gayi! Ab mein single nahi hu. Meri item ab meri girlfriend hai.
â€œWould she say a 'Yes' or a 'No'? Will it break our friendship? Would it be the right thing to do? What would be the best way to ask her out?â€....Confused? Well, let us suggest to you the tried and tested Bollywood formulas to express your feelings to that special someone!
1. Jaane Tuâ€¦Ya Jaane Na:
Dude! This is your only chance. Perhaps, your last chance. Though, in the movie Genelia was going abroad, and Imran chased her all the way into the airport making his way through the security guards, in your life she might just end up being with someone else. So do not waste your time. Run. Make your way through all the obstacles and when you are thereâ€¦just tell her â€œTera Mujh Se Hai Pehle Ka Naata Koi, Yun Hi Nahi Dil Lubhaata Koiâ€¦â€¦.Jaane Tu, Ya Jaane Naâ€.
2. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani:
Or maybe she is single, waiting for you to take the first step! So go to her house (oh make sure you future in-laws aren't there though) with a cake to celebrate the moment; and yes, the ring! Make it a special and private moment. And yes, you can even put the Ã©clairs in the ring-box the way RK did and play a little with her making her all the more curious!
3. Dil Chahta Hai:
You are never too late. Not that we ask you to get her into the extra-marital affair thing! Gatecrash into her wedding, or get in with the help of a mutual friend and go down on your knees in front of her to-be husband and in-laws and let her know â€œki tum sirf mere liye bani ho aur main tumhare liyeâ€ We know this might be stupid but surely giving one last try is worth all the beatings you might get in case she refuses! And it's much better than regretting all your life!
Time to get a little over-dramatic and filmy. Time to get your â€œI will blackmail her till she says a 'YES'â€ mode on! Get on the top of your building's terrace or anything high from where falling would cause your death, and ask her out. Blackmail her family into accepting your rishta else all they would end up doing is chakki peessing and peessing.
Time to take a cue from our very own King of Romance. Sometimes, it is not that easy to speak out your feelings to her. So, write them down on a piece of paper or a leaf and give it to her. We know we know that Whatsapp ka zamaana hai, but thoda romantic and creative hona bhi zaruri hai!
6. New York:
Dear girls, if the one you love is the shy one in your friendship/relationship, then it is time to be the Katrina Kaif from 'New York'. This time, it is your turn to show him how romantic you are and how much you love him. So go down on your knees, and ask him out! Simple.
7. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai:
Time to be the desi Romeo. Get into her house by climbing the ladder and get her chocolates, flowers and everything that she loves. Say sweet things and be that boy whom she can introduce to her family. But make sure to not fall down from the ladder while you are lost in her eyes! Warna kuch kuch nahiâ€¦.bohot kuch ho jayega re!
8. Kal Ho Na Ho:
Still in the friendzone? Not been able to convey your feelings to her? Well, why not try King Khan's â€œChe Dinâ€¦Ladki Inâ€. Start with making her feel your absence to making her realize you too have others to speak to. And suddenly when the girl, who is used to your royal attention, craves for it again, tell her that you are tired of being just a friend! In the end, give her all the time she requires to take the final call. After all, a good lover always needs to be a good friend at first!
9. 2 States:
This might be romantic but it might also be a big risk, in case your lady love is career-oriented and an ambitious woman. Just get in between an important job placement or meeting and go down on your knees asking her to be with you for the rest of your life. And once she has said a yes (overcoming the anger of you interfering in between her job placement) go to her parents and give them rings too. After all, you not just marry the girl, you marry the entire family!
10. Break Ke Baad:
Ladies, it's your time to be a mixture of Katrina Kaif and Aamir Khan; or shall we say, to be Deepika Padukone. Get to his wedding and go down on your knees telling him about all the little things you love about him and every special moment you have spent with him.
So do not waste your time folks. One life. One love. The least that would happen to you is a 'No' and a few days or months of healing the heartbreak, which is much better than a lifetime of regret. Go ahead, and tell them how you feel about them. Happy Valentine's Day!