With the sudden changes in the way our Censor Board has been functioning, going against every little abusive/double meaning word, we bring to you those songs that got saved by the axe of the censor board; thanks to their release much before this annoying change in the parameters.
WARNING: Please use your headphones. And make sure you do not fall off your seat laughing.
1. Hunter (Gangs Of Wasseypur-1):
"I am a hunter she want to see my gun". Well, we all know what this 'gun' implies and what it shoots.
2. Bhag DK Bose (Delhi Belly):
Because there were times when these lyrics were not even violent or offensive to Mr. Aamir Khan and he rather enjoyed listening to such songs!
3. Aa Re Pritam Pyaare (Rowdy Rathore):
Whoever this Pritam is....he is damn lucky. I mean which other guy gets an invitation from three girls to check out what lies beneath her pallu.
4. Choli ke Peeche Kya Hai (Khalnayak):
"Choli ke peeche kya hai? Choli mein dil hai mera". Ab samjha ladko ka dil studies ko chorh ke kahaa kahaa lagta hai!
5. Sarkai Lo Khatiya (Raja Babu):
Look at the way they dance. Look at their expressions. Look at Govinda and Karishma who want to get cozy on the cold winter nights.
6. Khada Hai (Andaz):
No no. There are many more things that face an erection. Stop thinking the other way you dirty minded person!
7. Din Mein Leti Hai (Amaanat):
â€œDin mein leti hai, raat mein leti hai. Subah ko leti hai shaam koi leti haiâ€. Damn...the chick has got loads of stamina! Kaaryakram ke beech mein Bournvita leti ho kya madam?
8. Teri Lelu (Tere Mere Beech Mein):
The most loveliest and honest way of proposing a girl.."Teri Lelu....Dheere Dheere Dalu" But make sure you complete the sentence before she mistakes you for a sex maniac.
9. Gup Chup Gup Chup (Karan Arjun):
Mistakes happen when you switch off the lights. And even more bizarre mistakes happen when you end up sleeping with another man by mistake. Well thank you Arvind Kejriwal by promising us free electricity...saves us from the fear of watching our girlfriends make out with someone else by mistake!
10. Rukmini Rukmini (Roja):
You must have heard about phone sex, sex chats, and many more interesting ways of having sex. But we bring to you the sex song! It is a detailed explanation of how to have sex on your suhaagraat!
11. Laila Teri Le Legi (Shootout At Wadala):
Meet Laila...the blowjob specialist! And well, the actress on whom the song is picturized makes us believe the lyrics a lot more!
Dear Censor Board, we really hope this article does not reach to you! And in case it does, we are sorry but this article was written many years back...like these songs! * winks *