With the heroic sleuthing seen in his movie, Detective Byomkesh Bakshy seems no less than an athlete himself. Given his excellent sporty self, it led us to think, how would it be if he were to actually play a sport? This agile detective would be great in most, we are sure. But what are those games which he can never imagine playing.
He doesn't fear hard hitting ball knocking him out but with no place for I J, K or L guard to save you from getting right between in the feels...Ouch.. No chance!
There are far better ways to die than to be mangled in your own dhoti with humongous heavy set players pouncing over you.
3. Pole Vault
Who likes to quit but with the thought of his white dhoti serving as the peace flag, better not to mess with the pole!
Saans toot jaye but in the hands of enemies, beloved dhoti na chhoot jaye.
Swimming is fine, but reliving the Mandakini moment is passÃ©.
Basketing the ball alone in your backyard is one thing and giving your opponent a sneak peak into your inner business from down below, is another.
Saddles and only poor sooti dhoti to save you from the prickly treatment, better to stay away and save your fruit and nuts yourself.