9 Pick-up lines that sound too cheesy

 
9 Pick-up lines that sound too cheesy

Gone are the days when “I love you” were enough to win a girls heart, now has come the time when we need witty lines but sometimes our Bollywood over does it. Here are some disturbing examples which you should use only in front of the mirror (because it's not going to SLAP you back).


1) Ishqiya - "Ishq Me Sub Bewajah Hota Hai"

After watching Sunny Leone's movie I completely agree



2)Cocktail- "Mard mein bohot dard paida kar deti hai tumhari smile"

Aur tumhari sandal bhi



3)Yeh Jawaani hai Deewani - “Tum pehle bhi itni hi khoobsoorat thi ya... waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?”

Next tag line of Fair and Lovely



4)Dil toh pagal hai- “Pyar bahut baar ho jaata hai ... lekin mohabbat sirf ek baar hoti hai”

So what was happening in Jab tak hai Jaan with Katrina



5)Mohabbatein- “Mohabbat mein shartein nahi hoti ... toh afsoos bhi nahi hona chahiye”

That's easy to say if you have a dead girlfriend but impossible to say if you have an alive wife



6)Dil Chahta Hai- "Pyaar soch samajkar nahiin kiya jaata...pyaar bass ho jaata hai"

No wonder we have gays and lesbians today


7)Dedh Ishqiya- “Aaj zindagi mei pehli baar tai nahi kar paa raha hoon ki kya de raha hoon aur kya le raha hoon”

Could have more double meaning if attempted



8)Kal ho na ho- “Socho, socho...aur sochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon”

First please decide which wife of yours you want to tell this to



9) Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola- “Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?”

This was a direct promotion of Happydent


 
 

 
Latest features
 
 
 
popular features
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MOST POPULAR
TRENDING MOVIES
Release Date :
2016-12-02
1 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-02
0 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-02
1 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-02
0 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-11
0 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-14
0 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-16
0 Reviews

 
Release Date :
2016-12-20
0 Reviews

 
 
 
RECENT REVIEWS

Shruti Agarwal

Dear Zindagi...What an amazing film by Genius Gauri Shinde, who again proved herself. Alia in her in......Read the full review
  • 0
  • 0
  • |
  • 1 Week ago
  • |
  • 83
 

Partha Goswami

Very bad movie.It is boring as hell.SRK should think twice before signing for any movie. Anyways bet......Read the full review
  • 1
  • 0
  • |
  • 1 Week ago
  • |
  • 81
 

Sanket Porwal

#DearZindagi as a film responded to my inner emotions like very few films ever did. And No, it's not......Read the full review
  • 0
  • 1
  • |
  • 1 Week ago
  • |
  • 84
 

Maulin Parmar

Everyone knows that this is another classic film of this year. The movie - Pink shows us about the f......Read the full review
  • 0
  • 1
  • |
  • 1 Week ago
  • |
  • 81
 
POPULAR ON CnS
 

Follow Us

Copyright © ClapsnSlaps, Inc 2016.
SBB Venture Pvt. Ltd. All rights reserved.

The content on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of clapsnslaps.com