9 Pick-up lines that sound too cheesy

 
9 Pick-up lines that sound too cheesy

Gone are the days when “I love you” were enough to win a girls heart, now has come the time when we need witty lines but sometimes our Bollywood over does it. Here are some disturbing examples which you should use only in front of the mirror (because it's not going to SLAP you back).


1) Ishqiya - "Ishq Me Sub Bewajah Hota Hai"

After watching Sunny Leone's movie I completely agree



2)Cocktail- "Mard mein bohot dard paida kar deti hai tumhari smile"

Aur tumhari sandal bhi



3)Yeh Jawaani hai Deewani - “Tum pehle bhi itni hi khoobsoorat thi ya... waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?”

Next tag line of Fair and Lovely



4)Dil toh pagal hai- “Pyar bahut baar ho jaata hai ... lekin mohabbat sirf ek baar hoti hai”

So what was happening in Jab tak hai Jaan with Katrina



5)Mohabbatein- “Mohabbat mein shartein nahi hoti ... toh afsoos bhi nahi hona chahiye”

That's easy to say if you have a dead girlfriend but impossible to say if you have an alive wife



6)Dil Chahta Hai- "Pyaar soch samajkar nahiin kiya jaata...pyaar bass ho jaata hai"

No wonder we have gays and lesbians today


7)Dedh Ishqiya- “Aaj zindagi mei pehli baar tai nahi kar paa raha hoon ki kya de raha hoon aur kya le raha hoon”

Could have more double meaning if attempted



8)Kal ho na ho- “Socho, socho...aur sochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon”

First please decide which wife of yours you want to tell this to



9) Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola- “Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?”

This was a direct promotion of Happydent


 
 

 
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