Beef Ban, Porn Ban, Maggi Ban….why ban things that we love and just can’t live without? There are many more important things and people that need to be prevented from doing what they have been doing, as such people are seriously injurious to our mental health!
These people belong to that category…jinko dekh ke dil se sirf ek hi aawaz nikalti hai:
1. Kamal Rashid Khan:
If you have an account on Twitter, then you surely know what makes this man come first in the list! From spreading hatred towards celebs to asking people to throw stones at their houses, he is the vamp every saas-bahu serial has! It disrespecting women to threatening our directors about cutting off their “hathiyar”, this man has done it all- and without any shame!
So dear government, please ban him and give us a chance to tweet “Goodbye and kiss to KRK- the 2 Rs. Ppl”
2. Poonam Pandey:
From her various announcements to go topless if a team wins a cricket match, to the seducing and revealing selfies and videos (not to forget the ‘Yoga Se Hi Hoga’ video), the girl keeps coming up with various new antics to make sure the testosterone-charged population of the nation keeps increasing her followers count on Twitter and keeps their eyes glued to everything else other than her face!
3. Pulkit Samrat:
He’s got the looks, chiselled body and a well-boosted career. However, what he doesn’t have is originality! From reel life to real life, the man is seen aping his muh-bola brother-in-law Salman Khan. No wonder the audience clapped and laughed when Riteish Deshmukh said “tu bohot bura actor hai” to Pulkit in ‘Bangistan’!
4. Rakhi Sawant:
All we can say is- “Oh Jeejus! Save us from this woman..please don’t do chitting!”
5. Chetan Bhagat and his wild fantasies:
We loved him as the author who dared to be different and connect with the youth. However, he soon took the “Kuch log ek hi zindagi mein sab kuch kar lete hain” dialogue way too seriously! From script-writer to producer to a dancing-show judge…the man has been trying it all and has, in the way, lost his individuality and the reason what made us adore him! In fact, his last fiction- novel ‘Half Girlfriend’ sounded more like a movie’s script than a story book. Dear government, please get him back to write novels like ‘Five Point Someone’ and ‘2 States’ again.
6. Gauhar Khan:
The drama queen of the industry. From dancing to expressing emotions- she does it all in excess! If her irritating stint at the Bigg Boss house wasn’t enough, she tried to come back into the limelight with a fake slap incident and those crocodile tears!
7. Sajid Khan and his movies:
Let’s not forget he is the same man who gave us humorous entertainers like ‘Heyy Babby’, ‘Housefull’ and ‘Housefull 2’. However, it looks like with time his sensibilities and humour have gone for toss. He claimed that his Ajay Devgn-starrer will be a super hit and made us go through the torture of ‘Himmatwala’. And then with ‘Humshakals’, he went a step ahead and made us go through something like this:
Please stop Sajid…please do!
8. Sonakshi Sinha:
We admired her when she made her debut with a curvy figure in an era where being size-zero is the goal for all the actresses. However, her choice of movies make us doubt that these days! The girl is just seen doing senseless action-entertainers playing the damsel in distress who gets saved by the hero, who kills 20 men with one punch!
9. Karan Singh Grover:
It would be wrong if don’t mention how he won several hearts with his portrayal of Dr. Armaan in ‘Dil Mil Gaye’ and became a national sensation! However, apart from his well-toned body and Greek-god looks, there is another tag associated with him- the Casanova. Two failed marriages and a movie like ‘Alone’, we just want him to stop his Bollywood career and perhaps get back to the small screen and stop breaking hearts!
10. Baba Sehgal:
Dear Sunny paaji, please explain how we feel when we come across tweets like these and raps like Chicken Fried Rice:
So, dear government, have a look at these few selected and worthy candidates whom you can ban anytime, and we would be more than happy!