A common man could be any person watching a film. The critic is the one who watches a film, analyses it and then shares his viewpoints. There's a difference between a reviewer and the critic. Reviewer could be like any common man watching a film and describing it as it is. We give you, perhaps a gist, of how would a critic and a common man goes for a film. Mind you this is just a little humor from our end and not that the critics are actually like that!
1. Preparing Oneself for a Movie
Common man: Where are the tickets to the movie? Who got them yesterday from the booking window?
Critic: Pen, check. paper, check. Glasses check. Sarcasm, double checked.
2. Double Release
Common man: It's hard to decide which one to watch.
Critic: Two releases in a day! I think I've found my ecstasy
3. Post entering the Cinema
Common man: We better hurry up with our popcorns or else will miss the show.
Critic: I think this movie is going to be a complete disaster. Let me make my review bit interesting by starting off with an unpleasant situation.
4. The Credentials
Common man: (The rush) Oh yeah! Let the movie begin.
Critic: Oh yes, time to scribble down the person responsible for a pathetic scene in the movie.
5. The Romance
Common man: Aww, the couple looks so good on screen. The chemistry is sizzling hot.
Critic: (snaps) The usual â€œlove at first sightâ€ crap. I think this part I can manage to write on my own or rather I can use my previous movie review's data.
6. The Song
Common man:\ (Tapping his/her foot) This song has amazing beats. Honey Singh rocks!
Critic: Alright so we have another vodka song that'll hit the charts. What has happened to the composers?
7. A Fight Sequence
Common man: (Thinks) Wish I had those six pack abs. I could run down an aisle with it and show off my talents.
Critic: Couldn't get any worse. Starts scribblingâ€¦â€annoying fight sequence adds up to the torture.â€
Common man: It was a fantastic movie I would give it a 4 out of 5.
Critic: This film was quite entertaining but the stingy person in me will not give more than 2 stars.