How a Critic and a Common Man watches a Movie

 
How a Critic and a Common Man watches a Movie

A common man could be any person watching a film. The critic is the one who watches a film, analyses it and then shares his viewpoints. There's a difference between a reviewer and the critic. Reviewer could be like any common man watching a film and describing it as it is. We give you, perhaps a gist, of how would a critic and a common man goes for a film. Mind you this is just a little humor from our end and not that the critics are actually like that!


1. Preparing Oneself for a Movie


Common man: Where are the tickets to the movie? Who got them yesterday from the booking window?

Critic: Pen, check. paper, check. Glasses check. Sarcasm, double checked.


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2. Double Release


Common man: It's hard to decide which one to watch.

Critic: Two releases in a day! I think I've found my ecstasy


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3. Post entering the Cinema


Common man: We better hurry up with our popcorns or else will miss the show.

Critic: I think this movie is going to be a complete disaster. Let me make my review bit interesting by starting off with an unpleasant situation.


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4. The Credentials


Common man: (The rush) Oh yeah! Let the movie begin.

Critic: Oh yes, time to scribble down the person responsible for a pathetic scene in the movie.


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5. The Romance


Common man: Aww, the couple looks so good on screen. The chemistry is sizzling hot.

Critic: (snaps) The usual “love at first sight” crap. I think this part I can manage to write on my own or rather I can use my previous movie review's data.


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6. The Song


Common man:\ (Tapping his/her foot) This song has amazing beats. Honey Singh rocks!

Critic: Alright so we have another vodka song that'll hit the charts. What has happened to the composers?


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7. A Fight Sequence


Common man: (Thinks) Wish I had those six pack abs. I could run down an aisle with it and show off my talents.

Critic: Couldn't get any worse. Starts scribbling…”annoying fight sequence adds up to the torture.”


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8. Ratings


Common man: It was a fantastic movie I would give it a 4 out of 5.

Critic: This film was quite entertaining but the stingy person in me will not give more than 2 stars.


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