As we take pride in India's successful Mars Mission, we also take the opportunity to consider a few people who should be sent there. A few people that we're not so proud of include Bollywood's extra's that manage to entertain us every once in a while, for negative reasons of course. Let's take a look at a few celebs whose careers are not going anywhere on this earth, maybe Mars will help.
Even though people on this earth don't believe you when you say things like 'I am a natural', you still have hopes on Mars.
For singing happy birthday to Narendra Modi, this is your return gift. Enjoy the trip..!
Even though you worked hard to get those abs, put a leather jacket on and posed with that mean machine (Royal Enfield), the people of this earth will never forgive you for lack of facial hair. You know what Tiger, they're just jealous and can't bear the gorgeousness of your skin; maybe Mars will treat you better.
Because bathtubs, bedrooms and dining tables are too done with; you need a new location to pose for twitter fans.
If the Bigg Boss house doesn't save your career, maybe Mars will..
On a planet where no one knows who Amitabh Bachchan or Aishwarya Rai is, here's your chance to finally prove yourself and show the earth that you can do it all by yourself.. Can you??
To save yourself from people who spent their precious time and energy to watch 'Humshakals', there's no better place you can hide. Mars will save you!
We knew it from the time you spoke the 'Aa aae o maya yoth' language in Golmaal that this world will only accept you when you speak an alien language. Why please the world Tusshar? Return to your homeland..
FYI: There exists a certain 'Uday Chopra Fan Club'.
We highly suspect that this group is secretly conspiring against him to whisk him away from this planet, just to see his reaction one last time 'Kya Mummyâ€¦!'.
You should go to mars because certain beautiful souls enlighten fossils that can act on non-idiotic boxes coz like whatever.. You know what we mean.. (Don't waste your time trying to decode that line, watch the video; all your answers to life and why Sonam Kapoor should be sent to mars lie here)
Just to see what his 'Dhaai Kilo ka hath' can do on another planet.
Dhaai+Dhaai= Paanch, 5 kilos of both is hands is enough to uthao all the other celebrities mentioned, incase if even Mars can't handle them.