We all know the reason why Poonam Pandey is famous and we would love it if she stayed on for that reason. But no, she has to open her mouth! Can't Poonam just post her racy images on Twitter instead of blabbering so much of foolish stuff?
1)She Tweets: â€œIt's really tough to carry a saree.â€
Our Take: Poonam Pandey, if we wanted to see anyone in a saree we would be watching saas-bahu serials, the only reason why you are popular is because you hardly wear a saree!
2) She Tweets: â€œThe only time I'll sleep until noon isâ€¦ if it's Sunday morning, rain is falling + I'm in a lace bra.â€
Our Take: Could we get a live telecast of every Sunday of yours? It's an earnest request!
3) She Tweets: â€œTweethearts! Let me Know How was #PoonamPandeyIceBucketChallenge. FAVOURITE if it was Hotter & RETWEET for Hottest.â€
Our Take: Are you telling us that if we FAVORITE and RETWEET, you'd do the Ice Bucket Challenge again? IN LESSER CLOTHES? If yes, prepare to start trending!
4) She Tweets: â€œConfused! RT if you want me to Shoot # PoonamPandeyIceBucketChallenge in Bath Tub & FAVOURITE if u want it in Bed.â€
Our Take: Who cares about the location, all we care is about what you will be wearing (or not wearing)!
5) She Tweets: â€œ#sexyselfieTo make your Day ;) RT if you want more.â€
Our Take: We're retweeting at the speed of light. With our legs too.
6) She Tweets: â€œGood Morning! #sexysaturdayâ€
Our Take: Morning Poonam, know that your images make each and every day of ours sexy. Not only Sunday. Bring it on!
7) She Tweets: â€œPleeeasse tell meâ€¦ I'm not the only one that puts on a regular bra on then a sports bra just to workout. â€
Our Take: No Poonam. Guys with man boobs do so too!
8) She Tweets: â€œYoga then workout. Best way to start my day, good morning.â€
Our Take: And selfies in those skimpy outfits is the best way to start our day.
9) She Tweets: â€œWho Jaan Hi Kya Jisme Rooh Nahi, Woh Dil Hi Kya JismeTuNahiâ€¦.â€
Our Take: 'Who Din Hi Kya, Jisme Poonam ka Photo Nahi; WohPoonam Hi Kya,Jispe Bikini Nahi?'
10) She Tweets: â€œWhy is it that when I lose something it's nowhere to be found, but when my mom looks for it, it magically appears.â€
Our Take: Is this 'something' your 'clothes'?