Salman Khan And His Amazing Tweets

 
Salman Khan And His Amazing Tweets

Twitter is one of the best social media sites where you can easily connect with your favorite celebs, see their posts and comment on their tweets. Salman has about 8.3 million followers on twitter who are eagerly waiting for his next tweet. You probably might get to learn a lot about Salman from his tweets. Here we go:


1)He suffers from memory loss

“Ek general knowledge ka sawaal hai bandhu's, K bigg boss season 8 ka launch kab aur kitne bajeh hai.”

This tweet clearly justifies my statement. The host has to ask the audience about the show, the next thing you know is Salman on the stage of Bigg Boss is saying 'chaliye aap aur main mil ke kehlte hai Dus ka Dum'.




2) A philosopher whose philosophy cannot be understood

“Actually I honesty wld wanna b depended on n upon jaise ke Love respect care share trust etc etc God bls n protest us Bus aur kuch nahi.”

Even we are saying the same thing, “BUS AUR KUCH NAHI”

3) He is a free fund promoter of movies

“Jst saw happy new year ka promo, its Kick ass.”

“BAJIRAO SINGHAM TIME.”

“Yaaa! I liked the promo of tamanche. Nikhil n richa r v good in it , had seen the film sm time ago n liked it. Happy fr them.”

Salman has such a big heart; he is promoting movies for free…. If not an actor he would have been a great PR person.




4) He is the best riddle maker

“Fill in the blank. Hv u watched the promo of ....... . ?”

He actually feels his followers are 'antaryamis' who can read his mind and tell which promo is he talking about.

5) He promotes laziness

“Thought for today, aaj bhi kuch mat socho .”

If directors are thinking why Salman is never on time for the shoot, here's the reason. He is tweeting daily quotes which promote laziness.

6) He is very truthful to his fans

“Thinking of tweeting today.”

Salman won't hide anything from his fans, nothing at all. This explains my point.


7) He is an animal photographer who gives unimaginable captions.



Who could have thought of something like this. Bhai rocks to the core.


8) He has a different way of showing enemity


“Zinta's team won kya?”


Instead of asking who won he passed the above statement, maybe he really did not want someone else's team to win.


9) He feels he has a great sense of humor


“Rehmaan n salmaan r they only 1's who have a sense of humor?”


And we waste our time in seeing 'Comedy Nights with Kapil'



10) He won't directly admit that he did a flop movie


“Thank u to all the fans who have seen JAI HO n liked it, I totally appreciate it guys . U been wonderful. God bless.”


The last line seems incomplete, It should have been 'God bless the souls of those who saw the movie'


11) He won't leave a single moment to promote his movie


“Wish u a v happy republic day. JAI HO”


I don't know how someone's republic day would go good after watching 'Jai Ho'


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